Things I find creepy

• The Laurel & Hardy film, where Hardy orders Laurel to " come to bed"
• The new Pepsi ad, where Shah Rukh Khan and John Abraham keep smiling at a teenage boy.
• Some pledge in school which required one to say " all Indians are my brothers and sisters", discounting any romantic alliances within the country.
• The tele-tubbies going for a " big hug".
• The cricket team " dressing room".
• The Indian accent in Hollywood movies.
• Southern superstars NTR and Sridevi stomping on a hill with the lady probably wondering whether NTR uncle would be able to dance through his third stroke.
• One eyed waiters and lame watchmen.
• Larry King.