weird

• A friend of mine has two certificates from two different schools for the same year, stating he has cleared his grade 10 exams.
• Another friend of mine coloured his hair bronze once, the unusual thing was he was almost 90 % bald then.
• Another good friend of mine once used used his ass as an ashtray. Funny thing, he is not a smoker.
• I know a guy who for some unusual reason likes to be called " daddy". Guess, he is one guy who will never be called in for a paternity test.
• Do you know someone personally or have you seen a movie where some one says stuff like my dad "always" used to tell me....", or as my uncle "always" said....., corny stuff like " life is like a train with just one final destination". Wouldnt have been fun being "always" told the same thing.
• Bell bottoms making a comeback.
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  Finally, I have to rub a smooth surface after hearing any sort of a grating noise.